Nacho Fitness Coach: Protein Myths, Courtroom Drama & Neck-Brace Fame 🤯💪🎙️
Welcome to Nacho Fitness Coach, the podcast where fitness technically takes center stage—but let’s be real, the chaos steals the show. Sarah (our resident fitness pro) and Caleigh(the lovable beginner who swears Bulgarian split squats are a hate crime) deliver legit health tips wrapped in pure comedy, random tangents, and a healthy dose of “did-they-just-say-that?” moments.
This episode? Absolute chef’s kiss of ridiculousness. Here’s the breakdown:
🎧 Small Claims Court… Over Protein Shakes?
The girls kick things off, imagining all the totally legitimate reasons Sarah might drag Caleigh to small claims court:
- Protein shake sabotage: Caleigh’s “just eyeball it” mixing method is a crime against taste buds.
- Crocs in sport mode: Yes, Sarah wore them once. No, Caleigh will never let it go.
- Therapy bills for running confusion: Watching Caleigh run for fun requires emotional damage.
The verdict? Sarah would definitely show up with a color-coded binder of evidence while Caleigh pleads “silly goose fun” as a defense.
🦢 Hashtags, Girl Farts & April Fool’s Shenanigans
If you think hashtags don’t matter, think again. Their YouTube analytics revealed a top search term leading people to the show: “girl fart.” (Don’t ask. They don’t know either.) Naturally, this sparked an April Fool’s post claiming Sarah was leaving the podcast for a career in spiritual Zumba. People actually believed it—proof that no one reads captions carefully.
💪 Fitness Tip of the Day: Protein is Queen
Somewhere between court filings and neck brace stories, Sarah drops real nutrition advice:
- Most people under-eat protein, so aim to sneak it in with shakes, high-protein snacks, and meals.
- Beans? Technically a carb source. Great for vegetarians, but don’t rely on them as your main protein.
- Sarah’s personal hack: 2–3 protein shakes a day to hit her numbers.
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