Nacho Fitness Coach Turns 3: Real Fitness, Zero Perfection

Welcome back to Nacho Fitness Coach—the home of fitness-ish advice, unapologetic honesty, and zero six-pack abs. We’re not influencers with perfect morning routines. We’re regular humans with opinions, microphones, and apparently a lot to say about germs and aggressive calorie cuts. Before We Dive In: We Made Something Awesome We finally did it—actual downloadable guides. Fitness-ish. Chaos-filled. Shockingly helpful. Inside you’ll find: The Crap Fitness Told You — No-BS myth-busting Quit Being a Little Bitch — A 30-day habit-building challenge Workouts That Don’t Suck — Fast, effective, misery-free Feed Yourself, Dammit — A simple meal plan for real people Plus bundles like: The Half-Ass Option The BS-Free Basics Literally Everything Except Willpower Grab them at nachofitnesscoach.com and either print them, tape them to your fridge, or let them collect digital dust like the rest of your downloads. We won’t judge. Much. Stuff We Don’t Give a Sh*t About: Germs This week’s chaotic warm-up topic: germs —and our complete lack of fear around them. Handwashing? Optional. Five-second rule? Absolutely. Kids touching questionable things in public restrooms? Okay… that’s where we draw the line. From farm-life immune systems to New York City shoe trauma (never look under a white rug again—trust us), this episode explores how wildly different everyone’s cleanliness thresholds are. Whether you’re a “sanitize your hands between breaths” person or someone who will eat a sandwich you dropped on concrete because “sun kills germs,” you’re welcome here. TikTok’s Latest Obsession: The “Aggressive Cut” Now let’s get into the meat of today’s episode—because TikTok won’t stop screaming about aggressive cuts . If you’ve somehow missed the trend: An “aggressive cut” is basically a dramatic calorie deficit designed to create fast weight-loss results. People love it because: You see changes quickly You’re less likely to quit early It feels like progress on steroids (without the steroids) One viral creator breaks it down like this: Find your maintenance calories using a TDEE calculator Subtract 800 calories for 3 months Eat 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight Get 12k–15k steps a day Lift 3–5 days per week , 6–10 reps per set Train until you’re 1–2 reps shy of failure Sounds simple… but is it smart? Sustainable? Safe? Well, that’s what we unpack—realistically, hilariously, and with zero diet-culture nonsense. The Bottom Line If you’ve ever wondered: “Should I try an aggressive cut?” “Why does TikTok think starving is a personality trait?” “Am I the only mom who doesn’t force handwashing before snacks?” This episode is for you. It’s equal parts science, sass, and “wait… did we really say that on a microphone?