Would You Rather: Crocs, Cowboy Boots & Screen Time Confessions
We’ve all been there — that little Sunday Screen Time Report pops up on your iPhone, and suddenly you’re being judged by a piece of glass. Apple’s like, “Your screen time was up 13% this week.” And we’re over here thinking: Cool, Tim Cook. You want to raise my kids too?
Welcome back to Nacho Fitness Coach, the podcast where we talk about real life, not just reps and routines. I’m Sarah — personal trainer and recovering perfectionist.
And I’m
Caleigh — fitness newbie, realist, and professional nap enthusiast.
We don’t have six-pack abs or morning routines that require Himalayan salt lamps, but we do have opinions… and microphones.
The Great Screen Time Debate
Sarah kicked things off with this week’s segment of “Stuff I Don’t Give a Sht About.”*
And today’s topic?
Screen time.
That weekly iPhone report? Sarah treats it like spam mail. “It’s none of my business,” she says. “I paid for this phone. I’m gonna use it.” And honestly, same.
She’s not wrong — for most of us, our phones are part of our jobs, social lives, and sanity. Sure, we scroll a little too long sometimes, but maybe that’s the modern version of therapy. (Sorry, Tim Cook.)
Meanwhile, Caleigh’s over here setting app timers like a responsible adult. Thirty minutes of social media a day. “Good for you,” Sarah says. “I love that for you. But I still don’t care.”
How Much Is Too Much?
The truth is, those screen time reports aren’t exactly fair. Caleigh’s includes her kids’ iPad time, Minecraft and all. So when her phone tells her she’s logged six hours, it’s really a family affair.
Meanwhile, Sarah admits her number’s higher — but it’s for work! (Mostly.)
When they dug deeper, they discovered some wild stats:
- Caleigh picked up her phone 85 times in one day.
- Sarah? Over 100.
- Most-used apps: Music, TikTok, Facebook Pages, and of course… email.
Do they feel guilty about it? Not even a little.
Because, as Sarah says, “We survived another week. Leave me alone about it.”
The “Would You Rather” Workout Edition
After all that scrolling talk, Sarah had a surprise for Caleigh — her own version of Would You Rather: Fitness Edition.
Round 1:
Run a 5K in Crocs or do leg day in cowboy boots?
Caleigh: “Crocs. 100%. My feet can’t handle cowboy boots.”
Sarah: “I’d go cowboy boots. At least my ankles would be stable.”
Round 2:
Never be sore again or never sweat again?
Caleigh: “Never be sore.”
Sarah: “Never sweat. I hate it.”
This quickly turned into a philosophical debate about which one really means you had a good workout — the soreness or the sweat?
Round 3:
Work out in a gym that only plays polka music or Nickelback on repeat?
Both: “Nickelback. Easy.”
(We said what we said. Don’t come for us.)
Round 4:
Only lift weights shaped like tacos or do cardio on a treadmill that smells like nachos?
Unanimous decision:
Taco weights.
Because if you can’t laugh at your workout equipment, what are you even doing?
A Parenting Curveball: The “Pink Taco” Story 🌮
Just when things couldn’t get weirder, Caleigh shared a story about her daughter’s new crafting hobby: needle felting.
One day, her daughter proudly held up her creations — a strawberry, a cookie, and… a pink taco.
Cue the longest, most awkward silence in parenting history.
“We just looked at each other like, ‘Yep. That’s… a very nice taco.’”
The Takeaway
Whether it’s screen time guilt, sweaty workouts, or accidentally inappropriate art projects, sometimes you just have to laugh it off.
Perfection’s overrated — and your phone isn’t your enemy.
Because at the end of the day, as Sarah says:
“It’s all just data. And honestly… I don’t give a sh*t.”
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