Would You Rather...Eat Crickets or Row for 30 Minutes? | A Nacho Fitness Coach Bonus Episode Recap

If you're the kind of person who’s ever wondered why you've never seen a baby pigeon—or if you'd prefer burpees forever over not working out at all—you're in the right place.

In this laugh-out-loud bonus episode of Nacho Fitness Coach, your hosts Caleigh and Sarah ditch the myth-busting for a hilarious game of "Would You Rather." Don’t worry, the bad jokes, questionable tangents, and existential side chats are still in full swing.

Let’s Get Weird: Baby Pigeons, Nests, and Fake News?

Caleigh kicks things off by asking the question none of us knew we needed:
“Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?”

Cue a deep dive into pigeon conspiracy theories, New York street smarts, and why pigeons might just be the tragic nest-building failures of the bird world. Spoiler: They used to be domesticated and now can’t even build proper nests. Sad!

Would You Rather…

From there, it gets wild. Here are just a few of the “Would You Rather” questions they tackle:

• Snorting laugh in serious situations or a permanent stain on your shirt?
  Team Snort all the way.
• Wake up to a sweet song or be flattered by a talking mirror every morning?
  The mirror wins. Compliments > alarms.
• Eat a spoonful of live crickets or a handful of earthworms?
  Mixed reactions, but no one’s ordering seconds.
• Handle a non-venomous snake for an hour or clean a gas station bathroom with your bare hands?
  Honestly... it depends on the bathroom.
• Burpees forever or never work out again?
  Even fitness pros say “pass” on the burpees.
• Be 100 pounds heavier or 15 inches shorter—forever?
  Surprisingly easy answer: Short queens unite.
• Have teeth for hair or hair for teeth?
  Chewing matters more than good hair days, apparently.
• Donate $2 to charity or just go home and make dinner?
  The truth about those grocery checkout donations may shock you.

Cookie Dough, Teleportation Shoes, and the Eternal Poop Debate

The tangents are plentiful, including:

• Raw cookie dough vs. ice cream as your only food option?
  Cookie dough all the way (yes, with eggs—risk accepted).
• Would you rather be beautiful with chronic diarrhea or ugly but forever regular?
  Honestly, relatable content.
• And perhaps most pressing: Teleportation shoes or a remote to rewind life?
  No one wants to relive their teenage years—just beam me to Target, please.

Bonus Thoughts: AI, Visual Gags & Poop Talk

They imagine using AI to mock up the 100-pounds-heavier vs. 15-inches-shorter scenario—and honestly, same. The bathroom humor is real, the life decisions are questionable, and the whole episode feels like a girls’ night you didn’t know you needed.

Final Verdict:

If you love fitness talk but need a break from all the pressure and perfection, this episode is a ridiculous, relatable reminder that it’s okay to just laugh through the chaos. Whether you’re working out, walking the dog, or deciding whether you'd rather have dreadlocks made of teeth... this one's for you.